Politics, ugh….

With the up and coming (perhaps over) debates (I pay no attention to these matters) I am reminded of why I hate American politics. You see, I am a special interest group. Unfortunately, my special interest group consists of (as my count goes so far) only one. My candidate (for any office) would be Catholic, punk rock, a mathematician, environmentalist, smoker and drinker, and fluent in at least two modern and one dead language. Oh, and he’d (she’d) have a mohawk. (no more paretheticals, I promise)

This is a debate I’d like to see – this candidate and any one else. More leaders of the free world need mohawks. Also, since mathematics is a holy project, more leaders need to know how to count. Maybe this would lessen deficit spending. . . and maybe they would stop taxing the hell out of smokes, I’m getting sick of the four dollar a pack bullshit.